Arya Daily Spam Mail

Interesting use of Old Laptops

2011-12-31T07:05:00.000-08:00

Better to use them than increasing the e-waste, even if we delay the e-waste then also we are contributing to greener world. (A few of the ideas seems to be a joke, eg: the hot plate one)

Ps. Publishing as received in a forward mail. I do not know the orign of the mail hence can give credits to the original creator of the mail / pics.

1990 - 2011

2011-03-01T06:21:00.001-08:00

Orignal Source : http://imgfave.com/view/1178198

Soldier of Love

2010-11-08T09:17:00.000-08:00

Soldier of Love: "I am a soldier of love
Not the stupid kind of love
but intelligent love, the love that understands
The love that cares, the love that wants to help evolving

The Mother has given me weapons for my war of love

She has given me forgiveness
Not the tolerant and accepting kind of forgiveness
But forgiveness, which is sincere, forgiveness that does correct
Forgiveness which frees the heart to love,"

Sexy Maths

2010-11-07T10:01:00.000-08:00

Who says maths can't be sexy ...

TAMILNADU ADVANCED TECHNICAL TRAINING INSTITUTE

2010-09-11T08:46:00.000-07:00

Man this is when people dont't learn Hindi

In Hindi Tatti means shit

Well even if this might not be a true photo but go to http://www.tatti.in/ and check out a institute with such a name exist.

Water Bus

2010-08-22T11:09:00.001-07:00

How did Pi got its name???

2010-04-15T21:01:00.000-07:00

You can understand that with the help of latest computing power we have come across lakh of digit of precision for pie but in the older crude way people did not had that precision. even in our schools a approximation of 3.14 is a acceptable value...

... nothing to say more... a self explanatory pic :
Ps : I am not sure of the way actual name started, i am just adding to some rumors...

Osama Bin Laden Found

2010-02-12T02:21:00.000-08:00

Finally, I alone without help of any government without use of any hi tech equipment managed to find OSAMA BIN LADEN. Yes that is true. Checkout the locations your self

I have done the job of limiting the area to search within 510,072,000 sq km. I will let the other agencies to pin down further

Unusual Valentine Picture

2010-02-05T09:03:00.001-08:00

When the perfect pair is of a monkey and a tiger :

Actual Source: Unknown.

Wanted Women.. who....

2010-01-17T11:06:00.001-08:00

As received... standard disclaimer apply...

PETA - Some people love animals

2009-12-14T08:02:00.001-08:00

Well, this was in HT City on 13-Dec-2009. I know this gentlemen personally and the DOG too.
Please meet Goofy a 14+ years old pamirian (that's 100+ equivalent of human age).

About the cart, the same was seen in a upmarket shop quoting for over INR6K and this gentleman made it himself with an investment for less than INR100.

This just one the exclusive mod by this gentleman, come to his home and check the IR Wave equipment, specially designed dog shelters etc he has made for goofy and other dogs he nurture including his uncle's Pinni (5yrs) and a streat dog whom we call Aunty (2years)

lastly do u know this pic was taken at around 0030hrs of late night / early morning of 11-dec/12-dec 2009

Genetics for dummies

2009-12-10T10:13:00.000-08:00

As received, I am not aware of any IPR/Copyright. Please contact me with the proof the need full will be done. Standard disclaimer applies.

Child bear = Hinglish(Chilled Beer)

2009-11-23T03:45:00.001-08:00

SBI Bank Branch

2009-11-11T13:07:00.001-08:00

Well got across this picture from a discussion board, it's simply hilarious....

Non Hindi people: the branch name is a slang in hindi, you can google the meaning of that word.

Better Late than never ???? r u Sure???

2009-08-17T03:02:00.000-07:00

Calvin and Hobbes, August 17, 2009 — UCLICK GoComics.com

A perfect example, some things are supposed to be done as soon as it's in initial stage... Health checkup and this is a perfect example ....

Women 'happiest at 28' - Telegraph

2009-06-29T00:16:00.000-07:00

Women 'happiest at 28' - Telegraph

What ever the study may say, i will tell u the fact
28 = age of marriage +- 1/2 years

= earning a good amount
= still milking their own parents
= started milking their parents-in-law
= started milking their husbands
= still going around with their boyfriends

after age of 30.. they have kids
= Boyfriends went to greener pastures.
= parents say manage on your own.
= parents-in-law say manage on your own.
= husband start complaining of extra expenses
= u have to share some part of ur monthly salary to ur kid (pocket money etc)

he he he ... ;-)

Even water has emotions

2009-06-28T22:03:00.000-07:00

A nice video, well can we say that water is a living being whose emotional wellbeing makes it more productive????

Citi to hike salaries to offset bonus cuts- International Business-News-The Economic Times

2009-06-25T00:15:00.000-07:00

Citi to hike salaries to offset bonus cuts- International Business-News-The Economic Times

Companies responsible for recession are giving a 50% hike and those who are not that that affected are showing pinkslips. Come on we all know where the actual catch is....????

in name of recession cut the salary costs so that the owners have enough money to buy their own mercs and beamers.

4 Liquid Stages of Life ;-)

2009-06-17T23:11:00.000-07:00

Milk , Cola , Beer and Medicines ;-)

Note: Received the pic through email. its not created by me. I am not aware of any copy rights / intellectual property rights. Standard Disclaimer applies.

Speed Now Possible on Indian Roads...

2009-04-28T00:06:00.000-07:00

Yeah.... This is what a fully loaded (3ppl+luggage) sub 1.5L diesel hatch managed to reach .... sorry... at this speed the photographer was not able to keep the hand stable ;-)

Satyam Maytas

2009-01-15T09:09:00.000-08:00

Hey

Did u notice that Maytas the company owned by relatives of satyam is nothing but satyam written backwords... no doubt it actually took satyam back :-)

Anyway some cool forwards related to satyam, i received by email in my mail box :

Raju Raju sat on the wall
Raju Raju had a great fall
Balance sheet died
Shareholders cried
Raju Raju made a fraud

Raju Raju
Yes baba
Cheating us
No baba
Telling Lies
No baba
Open the balance sheet
HA HA HA

A Perfec DeadLock

2008-06-29T22:42:00.000-07:00

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.

Secretary makes call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband makes call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so let's spend the week together.

Secret lover makes call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.

Small boy makes call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have classes 'coz my teacher is busy. Let's spend the week together.

Grandpa makes call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.

Secretary makes call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband makes call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover makes call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy makes call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.

Grandpa makes call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement.

... and the saga continues........................................

Lalu's flight hit by bird, makes emergency landing-India-The Times of India

2008-06-15T22:42:00.000-07:00

Lalu's flight hit by bird, makes emergency landing-India-The Times of India

Text :

NEW DELHI: A Kingfisher plane carrying Railway Minister Lalu Prasad made an emergency landing on Saturday after being hit by a bird. The Kingfisher flight IT 331 from Delhi to Varanasi was hit by a bird while taking off, sources said. Later, the Railway Minister left in an Indian Airlines flight.

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Well this is cool.. Railway minister himself ditching the profit making and comfortable train for plane... looks like soon Mr. Lalu train upgrade would have another level.... 1st AC upgrade to plane !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will Do

2008-06-13T02:06:00.000-07:00

A man is sitting on his front stoop staring at the ground when his neighbor strolls over. The neighbor tries to start a conversation several times, but the older man barely responds. Finally, the neighbor asks what the problem is.
"Well," the man says, "I ran afoul of one of those questions women ask. Now I'm in the doghouse."
"What kind of question?" the neighbor asks.
"My wife asked me if I would still love her when she was old, fat and ugly."
"That's easy," says the neighbor. "You just say, 'Of course I will.'"
"Yeah," says the other man, "that's what I MEANT to say. But what came OUT was, 'Of course I do.'"

2008-06-12T22:16:00.001-07:00

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Note: Republished as received by email, i am not sure if its true/not true , copyrighted or anything.
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Simply awesome...

Microsoft's Memo to its Indian Staff
Friday, June 02, 2006 at 1:53 PM Posted under

This is a REAL MEMO from Microsoft HR Director in Redmond, WA to its staff of the Indian Origin. Every word here is kept intact without alteration.

MEMO TO INDIAN STAFF
In view of the large number of Indians working in the USA, UK and many other countries with White People, it has become important for Human Resources Department to issue directives to their Indian staff.

TO ALL HINDI-SPEAKING STAFF
It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our corporate headquarters that offensive language is commonly used by our Hindi-speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and colleagues.

Staff will IMMEDIATELY adhere to the following rules:

1. Words like CHUTIYA, GANDU and other such expressions will not be used for emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion. You will not say CHUTIYE, AKKAL NAHI HAI KYA TEREKO when someone makes a mistake, or MADAR CHOD, BHENCHOD when a major mistake has been made. All forms derived from the verb CHOD are inappropriate in our environment.

2. No project manager, section head or administrator, under any circumstances, will be referred to as GADHA or CHUTIYA. Lack of determination will not be referred to as KAAMCHOR SAALA and neither will persons who lack initiative be referred to as BHOSADIKAA or MADARCHOD.

3. Unusual or creative ideas from your superiors are not to be referred to as GAND FAADU, if a person is persistent, or if a task is heavy to accomplish. In a similar way, do not use GAND FATI, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation.

4. Furthermore, you must not say BHOSADE MEIN GAYA when matters become complicated. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say DIMAG KI MAA BHEN MAT KAR. Do not ever substitute 'May I help you?' with BOL TERI GAND KAISE MARU.

5. When things get tough, an acceptable ___expression such as 'We are going through a difficult time' should be used, rather than MAA CHUDI PADI HAI or GOTI MUH MEIN HAI.

6. No salary increase shall be ever referred to as KHAIRAAT BAATI JAA RAHI HAI KYA. Under no circumstances should you call our elderly corporate partners as BUDDHA KHOOSAT.

7. Last, but not least, after reading this memo, please do not say: YE KAGAJ GAND PONCHNE KE LAAYAK BHI NAHI HAI.

We hope you will keep these directions in mind.
Sincerely,
Steve Rider
Human Resources Director
Microsoft Corporation

One must not engage in duties other than his own

2008-06-09T23:31:00.000-07:00

Have you heard the story of " The Washer man and the Foolish Donkey" ?

To refresh your memory, and for the benefit of those who have not grown up listening to this moral story, it goes like this…

There was once a washer man who had a donkey and a dog. One night when the whole world was sleeping, a thief broke into the house, the washer man was fast asleep but the donkey and the dog were awake. The dog decided not to bark since the master did not take good care of him and wanted to teach him a lesson. The donkey got worried and said to the dog that if he doesn't bark, the donkey will have to do something himself. The dog did not change his mind and the donkey started braying loudly. Hearing the donkey bray, the thief ran away, the master woke up and started beating the donkey for braying in the middle of the night for no reason.

Moral of the story " One must not engage in duties other than his own"

Now take a new look at the same story…

The washer man ( J ) was a well educated man from a premier management institute. He had the fundas of looking at the bigger picture and thinking out of the box. He was convinced that there must be some reason for the donkey to bray in the night. He walked outside a little and did some fact finding, applied a bottom up approach, figured out from the ground realities that there was a thief who broke in and the donkey only wanted to alert him about it. Looking at the donkey's extra initiative and going beyond the call of the duty, he rewarded him with lot of hay and other perks and became his favorite pet. The dog's life didn't change much, except that now the donkey was more motivated in doing the dogs duties as well. In the annual appraisal the dog managed a " meets requirement" . Soon the dog realized that the donkey is taking care of his duties and he can enjoy his life sleeping and lazing around.. The donkey was rated as " star performer". The donkey had to live up to his already high performance standards. Soon he was over burdened with work and always under pressure and now is looking for a job rotation…

Disclaimer:
All characters in the story are not at all imaginary. Any resemblance to person living or dying of work is purely intentional.

Happy Valentines Day

2006-02-14T00:00:00.000-08:00

Be My Valentine for Life

By Amit

My Love is something that I can never explain

It has no reasons to explain
It is my purest desire
It is something that I can not live without
It is something that I always do
My Love is something that I can never explain

It is more colorful than the rainbow
bigger than the universe
smaller than an atom
hotter than the fireball
colder than the ice
My Love is something that I can never explain

It cant be bought
It cant be sold
It does not know how to differentiate
All it know is how to grow
My Love is something that I can never explain

It does not change with the seasons
As the Sun always rise from the east
As the grass always is green
As the heart always beats

My Love is something that I can never explain
My love is you
Be my Valentine for the day, the year and the whole life
As I LOVE YOU…